2003-09-11
7:27 p.m.

So my sister sends me this file that Erin sent her which Nicole had originally made for her last year.

Lemme tell you....

Frank is a fucking gnome.

A gnome with a claw when he acts at that.

I nearly died.

I had forgotten all about that damn hairy, stumpy legged, porn obsessed little gnome.

I remember Erin & I sitting in my dads kitchen pissing ourselves laughing while Ash said that if he were to ever have kids they would pop out in the traditional garden gnome outfit, be armed with facial hair already & be mounted on their stands cross legged.

Frank was a weird one.

He would say things like "tell papa frank about it" if he thought something was wrong or make weird comments about Ashes eyes & then stare at her all class long.

After one acts I had 2 classes with that guy & do you think I ever said one word to him?? Nope.

I walked off that stage after our last performance (yes, gnome boy & I had not one, but TWO plays together)& never said another word to him again.

I would just like to thank Pat Brown for making us a married couple AND making us get into a bed together. Yuck.

Dear lord..this is how boring it is living alone off campus.

I have resorted into talking about a guy who looks like a gnome.

Anyone know where he is now??

Whose lawn is he on?

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