2004-06-11
7:59 p.m.

So here's the thing.

I wanna be a socialite. Like really really badly.

I'm so loving Paris Hilton right now. I wanna be just like her...but not a slut like her. Just her lifestyle, know what I mean??

Anyways, it's all I've been talking about lately.

So I buy one of those cute little flip phones & am feeling pretty good about it.

Then I get my dad to buy me an amazing l.a.m.b purse. The damn bag is like a pet to me. It sits on my lap.

Actually, it's quite sad just how much I love the damn thing just cause Gwen made it.

So yes, then yesterday Gavin tells me that Kathy Hilton is doing a reality show & taking 10 girls & turning them into socailites!

How much closer to Paris can you get!! It's her fucking mom!

So I'm all excited & totally ready to go to the Tavern On The Green (which happens to be my favourite resturant in the whole intire world!) in good old NYC this weekend.

Then I read the fine print.

MUST BE AN AMERICAN!

Heartbroken. Just like that.

This was my calling! My one & only chance.

But noooooo..Danielle isn't an American, which usually is something I'm proud of. But not in this situation.

So yes. I'm a loser who wants to be a socialite & can't be.

Shut the fuck up. Ya'll would jump at the chance to dick around with famous people all night at parites.

And I SO know you would want to be named something crazy but have it work just cause you can.

Oh god I need to find something to fill my days.....

Leave me a message you jerks.

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